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Poor Jorge... Burned down...

2/0 11.11.2008 20:51 English

Poor Jorge... Burned down...
1) Mysterious voice: DO NEVER LET TWO BANANAMAN STAND TOGETHER!

2) Mysterious voice: CATASTROFIC THINGS CAN HAPPEN!

3) Mysterious voice: LIKE THEY BOTH INSULT THE POOR JORGE!
Banana Gunner: Whats this bunch of crap?

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Jorge

1/0 11.11.2008 01:34 English

Jorge

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Have good friends, they get yo u arms.

3/0 11.11.2008 01:07 English

Have good friends, they get you arms.
1) Jorge: Hola!

2) Bananaman: Do you ever wondered why you got no arms?
Jorge: You got no arms too, do you ever wond...

3) Bananaman: Im friend of the guy who make the strip...



By the way, who the hell is Jorge and how he got here? "BURN HIM!"

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When Raspotin's Evil Twin goes free...

1/0 01.10.2008 00:03 English

When Raspotin's Evil Twin goes free...
1) Raspotin: Let me explain to you why that beard growed up fast... When on stress, the dogs lose fur, right? Well, with bananamans, we start sweating, and then the fungus come, and then...

????: SHUT UP, RASPOTIN!


2) Raspotin's Evil Twin: You damned best strip ever, there!

Raspotin: Are you kidding me? You made it! And made a mistake! Now get rid of your errors! No matter how, but do it!

Raspotin's Evil Twin: What if I dont want to?

Raspotin: Then I gonna tell everyone you pooped on the pants till last week!

Raspotin's Evil Twin: You have just said it...

Raspotin: And I could say again!

Raspotin's Evil Twin: NO, DONT EVEN--

Raspotin: HE POOPED ON THE PANTS TILL LAST WEEK! AINT IT FUNNY?

Raspotin's Evil Twin: What about this background that just appeared?

Raspotin: No shit... Cmon, banana-creator!

Raspotin's Evil Twin: Okay, this strip is horrible, lets do something else!

Raspotin: What about an ice-cream?



Hard to get it? Well, it gets hardest if u dont know who the hell is Raspotin's Evil Twin! Not that you gonna discover with this other strip, but it like why this strip happened, got it? No? Then this strip gonna help you understand:

http://raspotin.stripgenerator.com/2008/09/30/when-raspotins-evil-twin-goes-free.html#comments

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When Raspotin's evil twin goes free...

1/0 30.09.2008 18:17 English

When Raspotin's evil twin goes free...
1) Frederico: My head's hurt!


2) Frederico: I GONNA DIE!!??


3) Raspotin's Evil Twin: Yea you will.

Frederico: Dang!


Who the hell is Frederico you ask me? Its this guy:
http://raspotin.stripgenerator.com/tag/frederico/

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Repair #3

5/0 24.09.2008 02:08 English

Repair #3
3) Raspotin: This sucks badly...

Repair's:

http://asha.stripgenerator.com/2008/09/21/repair.html#comments

http://offcourse.stripgenerator.com/2008/09/22/repair-2.html

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Mad Rappers

5/0 12.09.2008 22:11 English

Mad Rappers
1) Duel of the Iron Mic

"Rap" Bananaman: Ayo man, im not here to smash your face, im here to... Hm... Wait a second, please!


3) "Rap" Bananaman: Die!!

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How to make a murderer:

9/0 11.09.2008 02:15 English

How to make a murderer:
How to make a murderer:

1) First, put some scary eyes.

2) Then, put a clown smile.

3) After, put some kind of thing to kill. I recommend a knife!

4) Now, time to do the details

5) Then, all you gotta do is put 35Sheep's clown infront of it...

6) Delete the bananaman and... Perfect!


At the bar series:

http://klan35.stripgenerator.com/tag/clown/

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I Believe I Can Fly

3/0 09.09.2008 18:39 English

I Believe I Can Fly
1) "I believe I can fly... I believe I can touch the sky..." ♫

2) "I think about it every night and day... Spread my wings and fly away..." ♪


R. Kelly - I Believe I Can Fly

http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=QTahrYXCChI

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Talking Hard

4/0 08.09.2008 20:36 English

Talking Hard
1) Mustached Bananaman: Hey, is that at your head a bandage?


2) Talking-hard Bananaman: No, it's a protuberance indignosticated, making it unacessiviavel. That makes the poligon dont fits with the paradox of onomatopeies, what interfeers on the anti-inconstitucionaliscimament junction.


3) Mustached Bananaman: So it's just a picture?

Talking-Hard Bananaman: Just.

Mustached Bananaman: Weird day?

Talking-Hard Bananaman: You bet, an artist attacked me!

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