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Poor Jorge... Burned down...

2/0 11.11.2008 20:51 English

Poor Jorge... Burned down...
1) Mysterious voice: DO NEVER LET TWO BANANAMAN STAND TOGETHER!

2) Mysterious voice: CATASTROFIC THINGS CAN HAPPEN!

3) Mysterious voice: LIKE THEY BOTH INSULT THE POOR JORGE!
Banana Gunner: Whats this bunch of crap?

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Have good friends, they get yo u arms.

3/0 11.11.2008 01:07 English

Have good friends, they get you arms.
1) Jorge: Hola!

2) Bananaman: Do you ever wondered why you got no arms?
Jorge: You got no arms too, do you ever wond...

3) Bananaman: Im friend of the guy who make the strip...



By the way, who the hell is Jorge and how he got here? "BURN HIM!"

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Mad Rappers

5/0 12.09.2008 22:11 English

Mad Rappers
1) Duel of the Iron Mic

"Rap" Bananaman: Ayo man, im not here to smash your face, im here to... Hm... Wait a second, please!


3) "Rap" Bananaman: Die!!

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How to make a murderer:

9/0 11.09.2008 02:15 English

How to make a murderer:
How to make a murderer:

1) First, put some scary eyes.

2) Then, put a clown smile.

3) After, put some kind of thing to kill. I recommend a knife!

4) Now, time to do the details

5) Then, all you gotta do is put 35Sheep's clown infront of it...

6) Delete the bananaman and... Perfect!


At the bar series:

http://klan35.stripgenerator.com/tag/clown/

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I Believe I Can Fly

3/0 09.09.2008 18:39 English

I Believe I Can Fly
1) "I believe I can fly... I believe I can touch the sky..." ♫

2) "I think about it every night and day... Spread my wings and fly away..." ♪


R. Kelly - I Believe I Can Fly

http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=QTahrYXCChI

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Talking Hard

4/0 08.09.2008 20:36 English

Talking Hard
1) Mustached Bananaman: Hey, is that at your head a bandage?


2) Talking-hard Bananaman: No, it's a protuberance indignosticated, making it unacessiviavel. That makes the poligon dont fits with the paradox of onomatopeies, what interfeers on the anti-inconstitucionaliscimament junction.


3) Mustached Bananaman: So it's just a picture?

Talking-Hard Bananaman: Just.

Mustached Bananaman: Weird day?

Talking-Hard Bananaman: You bet, an artist attacked me!

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The Power

2/0 07.09.2008 16:29 English

The Power
1) Raspotin: DONT YOU DARE MESSING WITH ME!

2) Frederico: O' yea?

3) Frederico: Fo' ya, I got THA powah!

4) Raspotin: Dont...

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The Show-Man

2/0 06.09.2008 18:05 English

The Show-Man
1) Show-Bananaman: Hey, my name is Bob Bananas!

2) Show-Bananaman: Im a famous singer of R&BNanas!

3) Show-Bananaman: GOT IT? R&BNANAS! AIN'T IT FUNNY?

4) Show-Bananaman: No...

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Dont ask, please.

2/0 05.09.2008 00:10 English

Dont ask, please.
1) *Raspotin sings like every strip that something funny for me is going to happen*

2) Raspotin: FREDERICO INVASION!

3) Frederico: INVADE, MY PUPILS!

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New Guy, My People!

1/0 04.09.2008 23:33 English

New Guy, My People!
1) Bananaman of the left: So, what's your name?


2) Frederico: Name's Frederico.

Bananaman of the left: From Explosm.com?


3) Frederico: What?

Bananaman of the left: What?


Explosm:
http://www.splitreason.com/productdetail.php?id=510

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