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Remembering Statistics

2/0 02.05.2008 16:12 English

Remembering Statistics

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The Book of the Curiosities of the Banana-Men

2/0 11.04.2008 22:04 English

The Book of the Curiosities of the Banana-Men
Page 45: One day the Bananists started walking trough the streets and telling to the people to be peaceful and be Bananist. Their message was received by the undecised, and the number of Bananists really growed up.

"The gun of the peace is here! No more wars!"


Page 46: But, unfortunately, the Non-Bananists got very angry, and their leader, Bitler, got there with a big group to kill all the Bananists.

"Lets kill them all!!"


Page 47: And, when the Banana Reign was divided in two, and when the carnage was just going to start, a man appeared. His name was Pintsaro, and he was ready to give his life for what he wanted, the peace.

"No more wars here, no more agressive Non-Bananism, now we gonna have just peace. Who wants to be a Bananist, be. Who dont want, dont be! You dont have to kill the other ones!"

(Down there)

Pintsaros message was heard by everyone, including Bitler, that started saying: Bej is here?


*Note: Theres a secret on this strip, who find it first gonna win a pie!*

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The Book of the Curiosities of the Banana-Men

2/1 06.04.2008 19:28 English

The Book of the Curiosities of the Banana-Men
Page 43:

We ended the Banana-Men mythology, now lets talk about their religion. There are two stronger factions:
The Bananism and the Non-Bananism.
The Banananism counts that a man called Bejedaia came from the heavens to save us from ourselves. He said that, one day, we all would enter in a war and everyone would die. He told us what we must do to that dont happen. He told that we couldnt be angry with ourselves, we should love us and the next. Here is a paint of the followers of Bejedaia:

*Why?*


Page 44:

The symbol of the Bananism is this one:

And the symbol of the Non-Bananism is like this one:

The Non-Bananism was a opposite faction of the Bananists. They believed that Banana-Men came from bugs.

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The Book of the Curiosities of the Banana-Men

4/1 04.04.2008 21:16 English

The Book of the Curiosities of the Banana-Men
Banana-Men Mythology - Heroes and Monsters

The Demon's God
This is the Demon's God, the most powerful creature that ever existed. Like was said previously, he leaded an attack to Murker, the first king of the Banana Reign. He have four arms and four legs, and alone could destroy a whole army of Abominations. But he is not more powerful than Bananzeus because he is a mortal. He got all that power making a boold pact with Bandes. The name "Demon's God" is gaven to him because he was the greatest demon that ever existed, but he is not a God.

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The Book of the Curiosities of the Banana-Men

6/1 03.04.2008 21:38 English

The Book of the Curiosities of the Banana-Men
Page 39: On the Banana-Men mythology was related much battles, and, from all of them, this was the most important. Murker had just turned into he first king of the Banana-Men when some monsters invaded the city. He leaded an army to kill the enemy and was suscesfull (I wrote it wrong!).

*Lets go, men! To the victory!!*

Page 40: The Kongluts was the invaders, they was a type of mutant Banana-Men's. The attack was an attempt to kill Murker. They was leaded by one of the Demon God's, thing that we gonna see soon.

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The Book of the Curiosities of the Banana-Men

5/1 03.04.2008 00:14 English

The Book of the Curiosities of the Banana-Men
To Asha and other Italian/French/Other Languages friends:

From now on, i will ever put the text here, so you can transalte it on a translator.
I gonna do that with all the previous strips of this book too!

(In the middle)
Banana-Men Mythology - Heroes and Monsters

(Left) *For my people!*
Beardillius Banannus was a viking that lived in a small village, one day, while he was away, his village was attacked by Abominations. He hunted them and, after some time, he found their cave, he entered and killed all, except one that chased and killed Beardillius. He was the first banana-man to kill a Abomination.

(Right)
This is one of the most dangerous monsters of the Banana-Men mythology. It was called Abomination, because of it very weird look. It was huge, and more strong than more of lots of banana-men.

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The Book of the Curiosities of the Banana-Men

6/1 01.04.2008 23:17 English

The Book of the Curiosities of the Banana-Men
Page 34: Chapter 2
Page 35: In this chapter, we gonna talk about the Banana-Men mythology and religion

The Banana-Men mythology starts when, the ancient Banana-Men, tried to represent the elements of the nature and things that they dont understand by creating the Banana-Gods.
The greatest God of the mythology was: Bananzeus, the Mighty

Bananzeus, represents the Thunder, was strong and was always drawed with a sword in one hand and a thunder in the other hand.

Page 36: Now we gonna see the minor Gods:

Bandes, The God of the Death

Bananus, The God of the Sea

Potassius, The God of the Bananas

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The Book of the Curiosities of the Banana-Men

3/1 31.03.2008 20:59 English

The Book of the Curiosities of the Banana-Men
Page 31: Do you have a dog? Maybe a cat? Or maybe a fish? Well, the Banana-Men have Jangos, Bulanabos and Hutrios! Lets see the picture of the Banana-Men Pets:

*Who is my little Freddy?"

Jango - He is the favorite of the Banana-Men. He is a creature with athe format of a banana with big eyes and cute coats.

Page 32: Bulanabo - His history is that, when the Banana-Men was just bugs (Pages 17/18 Chapter 2) a group of Bulanabos was frozen. After a long time of million years, they unfrozed and reproducted. And here they are.

*Yaaaay!!*

Page 33: Hutrios - Hutrios isnt just a pet. He also is... Something... Oh, well... Hutrios is a thing that, when is give to the new owner, must do everything that the owner wants.

*Transforms on a freak!*

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The Book of the Curiosities of the Banana-Men

3/1 31.03.2008 00:18 English

The Book of the Curiosities of the Banana-Men
Page 28: Other thing that the Banana-Men like to do is eat. Lets see what they eat:

BANANAS

Do you think that is weird the Banana-Men eat bananas? But... Like Mr. Qenene said, "We are what we eat."


Page 29: But the Banana-Men dont eat just pretty thing like a banana, sometimes they eat some... Weird things...

BLÉRG

I really dont know what it is, but i eat it. The people call it "Blérgh" because who made it first time said it.


Page 30: Now, you must be asking yourself... "So, if the Banana-Men eat so much why they arent fat?". Well, that is bacause the Banana-Men have healthy habits, wich make the major part dont be fat. For sure they have some exceptions, but is a little number.

*Fat!*

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The Book of the Curiosities of the Banana-Men

4/1 30.03.2008 16:30 English

The Book of the Curiosities of the Banana-Men
Page 26: But the Banana-Men dont have fun just with Banana-Ball! They like singing and dancing too! Every friday that banana-men go to the closest club and make a big party! Lets see the picture:


Page 27: They also like R&B, Jazz, Blues and other styles of music. Lets see they singing R&B:

*I am singing... The whole night... I am dancing... The whole life! So lets just dance! Oh, yeah... Yeah, yeah, yeah! Just dance! Dancing... Ooohh!! Dancing...*

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